I don’t believe Oklahoma City is shi##y in general, but it was shi##y for me when I stayed there.
I did a month-long externship program in OC in the early 80s. I was young, broke, and naive. I figured Texas had a hot climate and since Oklahoma sat on top of Texas, it too must be hot year-round. So, I packed nothing but hot-weather clothes—shorts and short-sleeved shirts. Scrubs would be provided at the hospital, so no other clothes would be needed.
Well, when I arrived, OC was experiencing an unprecedentedly frigid January. The run-down apartment I shared with a fellow classmate had a single heat vent on one wall and it put out air that was only slightly above absolute zero. We fought like cats and prairie dogs to sleep closest to that vent every night. And, venturing outdoors in my beach attire was not only painful but embarrassing to [cowboy] boot.
One night, while driving around hungry, I stopped at a place called Molly Murphy’s House of Fine Repute. Cute name. A short line of dudes in cowboy hats was waiting to get in. I waited my turn.
The garishly costumed hostess directed me to a small waiting room and said I’d be served soon. I waited. That’s when the thought crossed my mind: hey, wait a minute, maybe this isn’t a restaurant after all. Maybe Molly Murphy’s House of Fine Repute is really Molly Murphy’s House of ill Repute, with a paradoxical play on words. (Did I mention I was young and naive? I figured perhaps OC had legal brothels like Nevada).
I’m not morally opposed to brothels, though I’ve never patronized one. The problem was that I didn’t have enough money to pay for and tip a high-end prostitute properly (did I mention I was young and broke?). So, I sweated it out, trying to think of a way out of this potentially embarrassing situation.
But, it turns out Molly’s was indeed a themed restaurant, much to my relief.
I did get a cheap, authentic cowboy hat while I was in OC, so it wasn’t all bad.