…when’s the next bus?
“You say to-mah-to and I say it right.”
“I no play-a da game, I no make-a da rules. Celibate old queers in house dresses have no more business regulating sexual practices than blind women have rating copies of Playboy. And speaking of that, did you see Miss October? No? Uh… neither did I.”
“Soooo…EEE! PIG PIG PIG! Yes! Feel the hate within you! Strike me down and your training will be complete, you ham-sucking Jew-lovers!”
“Adults don’t let themselves get offended… Hell with that, let’s burn some books!”
“Turkey’s one of the only countries we didn’t invade back in World War II and this is the thanks I get?”
“I thought I was a gravy-sucking pig, but I gotta say, you Muslims take the cake!”
“Does this white dress make my ass look big?”