I thought I quoted it, but it hasn’tturned up. Anyway, someone a couple of pages back mentioned people who’d be in a school textbook, not just hidden away for historians. I think that’s a pretty good barometer, taking account which country those school textbooks are in (and which countries are likely to exist then). I’m talking later high school as well as earlier. So Edward the Confessor would work in England for 1000 years ago, since he comes up now and then.
If we go on who the average man in the street will know, the only possible answer is ‘nobody,’ which is boring.
I learnt it as a kid because I had a ‘ruler of rulers’ - a school ruler with all the monarchs listed in chronological order (they’re still on sale at many museums). But it is much easier than the Presidents will be after a similar amount of time because the kings and queens tend to reign for an awful lot longer, so there are fewer of them in the same timeframe, and you can group them more easily, either by houses or just by names.
QE2 will pretty much definitely be in school history textbooks. Her reign has been noteworthy - the end of the British Empire being one of the reasons, the technological revolution being another - she’s reigned for a very long time and she’s on all the money of dozens of countries. Just three reasons, but there are more.
A few fictional pieces might still be remembered in 1000 years, though their creators might not be. This is going to make me sound like a total fangirl considering I’ve been on two threads about Star Wars recently, but I reckon that series has a better chance than almost anything else. Harry Potter is the next up. The Simpsons maybe - it’s too current-affairs-based and relies too much on comedy, but who knows? Some of it might last. Given that drama seems to last longest, I suspect a couple of dramas should be on the ‘currently popular fictional works most likely to be remembered in 1000 years’ list, but I don’t know that genre well enough to say.
However, if they’re remembered at all, I doubt anyone will pay attention to the actors or creators - they’ll only remember the characters. Le Morte D’Arthur is still well-known centuries later, at least in adapted versions, but everyone remembers King Arthur not… who was it again? (Yes, I know it was Sir Thomas Mallory, but I bet lots of people have heard of King Arthur but not of him).
Harrison Ford might actually be in the running for ‘actor most likely to be remembered in 1000 years, at least in history textbooks’ simply because the films he’s been in have the most longevity and him having been in more than one of them makes him more memorable. It’s still highly unlikely though.
Stephen King is ahead of the field for the writer most likely to be remembered, though it’s still unlikely he actually will be. Horror stories have longevity and he wrote a lot of very popular ones.
Not many people are being sainted these days. Christianity will most likely still exist in something similar to its current form even if the proponents are fewer - religions that strong take a long time to really die out. So Mother Teresa might be known 1000 years from now. OK, she’s dead, but it was within my adult lifetime, and I’m only 35, ergo it counts as not that long ego.
I’m not sure Bill Gates will be remembered; he’s not like the early philanthropists, naming every other building he part-funds after himself. However, he might be remembered as a pioneer of the internet. The internet will likely be in textbooks as at least a transitional game-changing technology, and the kids of 1000 years ago will learn about it just like we learnt about the Spinning Jenny (dull, important, in a lot of high-school textbooks in the UK) and the telephone. So Tim Berners-Lee is actually in with a good chance despite not being very famous now.
The Dalai Lama might well still be in textbooks in at least some parts of the world and remembered by Buddhists or whatever Buddhism has become by then.
Of course, all of this assumes that man is still alive, if woman can survive, etc.
Horrible Histories - the best history TV show ever and one of the best comedies - do a nice song round-up too.