I’ve never won anything too major. I think I hit 300 bucks on the Lotto once, which was pretty big money to me back then. But I’m talking more along the lines of contests, radio competitions, etc.
I’ve won a few radio contests. When I was about 15, I was the right caller to win a prize pack that consisted of a Skip-It, a handheld game (one of those cheapie $20 things) and a couple of other toys. I gave most of them to my brother, because of course, at 15, I was way too cool for that kind of stuff.
A few years ago, I won another radio contest. The game was called “Dead or Not Dead” and they’d list off three clues. You’d have to identify who the clue was referring to and figure out if they were… dead or not dead. I can only remember one clue: they played a snippet of Smoking in the room. The biggest problem people had was identifying who the clue was referring to - lots of people called up with variations on Alice Cooper and his living status. It was the one clue people could not figure out (and they wouldn’t tell you which of your answers was right - only if you had won or not). So after my 45 minute commute spent listening to people fail to get it right, I finally got to the office, hopped onto Google, worked out that the answer was Cub Koda, and that he was dead. Won tickets to an early screening of some new movie, and dinner at a restaurant. Problem was both of the prizes required me to go to Rhode Island, which I just didn’t have time to do, so I gave the prize away.
And the last thing I won was again on a radio contest about 2 years ago. The DJs were at a gas station, playing a game called “Smell My Finger”. The first 3 people to get there got to play. I was person number 2. Luckily, there were no fingers involved, just blindfolds and a mystery substance on a spoon being passed under our noses. First time through, we all got it wrong (all I could smell was gasoline fumes), but the DJ told the third guy “I’ll bet you’ll recognize this!” Based on the fact that the guy was completely skeevy and strung out looking, I made my guess the second time through - white out. Won Grateful Dead tickets. While they were taking down my information, the Ultimate Stereotype of Deadheads drove up. VW van, Dancing Bears in the back window, tie-dyed t-shirt and the nappiest hair I’d ever seen. He was so disappointed that he hadn’t gotten there in time to play, and said he’d been driving around all morning waiting for them to announce where they’d be. They offered him Little Feat tickets as a consolation prize, and he seemed okay with that. But I couldn’t help but look at this guy and just feel so bad for him. So I mulled it over and told him I’d trade him the Little Feat tickets for the Dead tix. The look on his face was totally worth it, and he declared me the “coolest person EVER”.
I never went to the Little Feat ticket because it didn’t start until 10:30 on a Wednesday night.
So, three radio contests, and nothing really to show for it.
So what have you won?