Things that probably don’t apply to you yet, but will when you have your own practice:
Scheduling. If I can’t get in for a month with an acute illness, you have too many patients. This is what’s making me fire my doctor this week. My daughter had a wheeze and cough (with a history of prematurity and bronchial dysplasia and a hospital stay for pneumonia in January) and I was told the first available was in 5 weeks. Not acceptable.
Don’t make me see you when I don’t need to. Again, current doctor. There’s no reason for me to make an appointment with the doc for my child to get a flu shot or her third Hep B. Just tell your nurse to let me come see her directly, since she’s the one administering it anyhow. This reeks of bill padding and it’s a horrible inconvenience (especially with the 5 week delay.) And yes, I know you can do that because when I fuss enough, you do it. Just do it without the fuss, okay?
Things you can start (or stop) doing right away:
Don’t write while your patient is talking. That makes me think you’re not listening closely. Yes, I know you have to do your charting, but take the 2 minutes to listen first, then write.
Do read your charting to me and make sure what you heard and wrote is what I said or experienced. I like to know that what you’re going to refer to next time is what I believe happened this time. A GI doc told me several months ago that my daughter “didn’t look like” she had a gluten intolerance, because kids with a gluten intolerance “are usually weaker looking than her.” Last visit, he told me she was “looking better” and that “last time her hair was thin and lanky and she looked weak”. Bwuh? I know he couldn’t have remembered what she looked like from 9 months ago, and he must have been going off his notes, but that description didn’t sound anything like her, or like what he told me he was seeing last time.
Do explain my treatment options. Go ahead and tell me, “this would be my first choice”, but please do give me at least one other option, along with why that wouldn’t be your first choice, as well. I may have different rationales for my choices, and if we talk about them together, we can probably figure out the best treatment option together.
Do tell me the side effects, *especially *the ones I should call you about if they happen. I know docs don’t want to mention side effects, for fear of psyching people into them, but I can handle it. I fired a CNM from Planned Parenthood who had the poor judgment to tell me, a woman with a classical c-section scar, that Cytotec has “absolutely no side effects or risks” when used for cervical dilation. :eek: I didn’t argue with her, I simply left and didn’t come back (and didn’t fill the scrip!)
Don’t tell me that herbs are dangerous unless you have some actual information about the specific herbs I’m taking. Doctors who presume that because it’s not taught in med school, it must be dangerous, just piss me right off. You get a pass if you’ve actually studied herbs, but I know only about 4 MDs who have. Go ahead and ask me what I’m on and why, and I’m happy to give you a list and a list of resources, and I won’t be at all offended if you want to look them up for your own edification and to discuss them with me at my next visit, just don’t assume they’re harmful until you have some evidence that they are.
Don’t try to be my father. That authoritarian physician bullshit went out with the horse and buggy. I am in charge of my body. You are a wonderful, learned human being, but you are also my employee. I hire you to learn the stuff I don’t have time to, just like I hire a plumber so I don’t have to learn to plumb and a mechanic so I don’t have to learn how to work on my car. But, just like my plumber and my mechanic, I expect you to give me information and let me decide what the course of action will be, and I will fire your ass if I’m not happy with your work. 
Oh, yes, please! Time span, if nothing else. Another reason my kid’s doctor is getting fired. I didn’t even realize she was due for her last Hep B until I got a note from her school, because the doctor never told me when to make another appointment for her.