What religion is your bra?

Now look, honestly, I hardly ever pass along the “cute” things I get by email, aka glurge.

But this one is not your ordinary glurge, and I couldn’t resist. So sue me!:stuck_out_tongue:

*A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up
to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my

“What type of bra?” asked the clerk.

“Type?” inquires the man, “There is more than one type?”

“Look around,” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable. “Actually, even with all of
this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.”

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied “There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?”

Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The saleslady responded, “It is all really quite simple…
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.”*

I don’t really think I fit in any of those categories…or at least I don’t want to admit it if I do!


I was raised Catholic.


I’ve heard that religion is supposed to be uplifting, but this is ridiculous!

So, can anyone tell me where to buy one of these Presbyterian bras?

I guess the Atheist one is non-existent eh?

An atheist doesn’t need the support!

Lutherans either, their support is through faith!

What about Unitarians?

Sports bra.

The Fred Phelps bra is too tight and offers no real support. Comes unhinged rather too easily, also.

The Hindu bra is sold as an undergarment set.

When the bra dies, it is reincarnated as panties.

I guess there’s a reason why the Quaker bra is not so popular.

I am dismayed to report I must have one of these, it keeps coming unhinged at the left shoulder!

Is a Hare Krishna bra for show? Or a come to jesus spiritual revival for me - because its all about the show…

Forget the Quakers… where are the Shakers?

With apologies to Firesign Theater…

I belong to the Power House Church of the Presumptious Assumption of the Blinding Light! :smiley:

It’s made of oats?

Never mind the bras, where can I find a Presbyterian jock strap! :smiley:

At Frederick’s®, you can get one of those Concentrated Brethren bras that encourages the Laying On of Hands. The matching panties will have 'em Speaking In Tongues!

And most men would like shorts that have something to do with Snake Handlers…