“Whazzzup!” Not amusing the first time or any time after.
Yikes, tough crowd here.
I can’t stop myself from quoting movie and SNL lines.
Same goes for the Super Friends 
That moron on Friends…‘How YOU doin’?’ bad enough, but I have heard it over and over ad nauseam a billion times and places since. It has a life of its own, like ‘Happy Birthday’ or ‘Have a Good Day’ or a waiter asking ‘How is everything here?’
Nor is Adam Sandler.
Guilty. I only say it to other Friends fans but I apologize that you have to overhear it 
“I’m doin’ just shittty, thanks” should be the automatic comeback at all times. Call-and-response.
I really gotta second this, especially when he’s trying to enlist someone in the crowd to somehow engage him on that. (heh - one really stupid schtick that I somehow still tolerate, though, is when he moves and bumps and shimmies in time to little percussive ‘quips’ from the drummer.) (if he still does that - been a while)
Like “suck face” getting bandied about in “On Golden Pond”? 
I’m ok with that bit, considering some of the nutty things he can pull off, but the overdone rat erotica has been beaten to death, and the more he keeps that up now the kinda skeevier it sorta gets.
Maybe more a production than schtick issue, but the applause after
every.
single.
thing.
Bill Maher talks about in his monologue (as well as points later on each show) need to go the way of the mood ring. Gets tedious really quickly for me; unwarranted 90% of the time.
ETA on my issue with Maher: pretty sure Jeb was behind it.
Something that people no longer do - of which I’m so freaking righteously glad for - (I believe MASH’s Hawkeye was the last to do so) is to accompany a quip with the ole Groucho cigar-ash flick and eyebrow dance.
Redlettermedia has my favorite TV Show: Best of the Worst
They watch, joke about, and then discuss three terrible movies. Then, they pick the best of the worst. Fun show, a lot of great comradery, and I laugh all the time.
However, any time a movie with David Carradine comes up, they go on about “Did you know he died from autoerotic asphyxiation” and make jokes the entire time about it. I know it is in poor taste, but one quick joke or reference would be not actually that bad. They watched a movie where he put a noose around his neck and let’s be honest, it’s hard not to think about his death when you see that. However, they kind of harp on it to the point of both my wife and I saying, “Move on! We get it!”
Sounds similar to RiffTrax - 3 performers / writers from the bygone MST3K who do comedy riffing on movies, minus all the space kidnapping shtick, which is perfect- I always thought the ‘space skits’ were the weakest part of MST3K.
But warning: If you don’t like those jokes, DO NOT watch any RiffTrax-ified versions of David Carradine movies.
Colbert has no rapport with his musical band leaders, either Jon Batiste or the new guy. Maybe it’s them, maybe it’s Stephen, maybe it’s only me.
Whenever the camera pans over to the guy it’s awkward and uncomfortable for me second hand.
I think Jon was just awkward. He was just in his own head. But you’re right, he has zero chemistry with the new guy. I watch the show a day later, taped, and ffw through the interaction with the band.
I really don’t understand why a show like that needs a band. I find every one on every show cringeworthy. Even if they’re talented. It’s not a variety show, stick to your jokes and guests.
The Tonight Show had a band, so everyone else has to have a band, whether it makes any sense or not. It’s in the template, so they have to have it.
Right, and I think it makes it all the more awkward. Why is the camera on this guy now? Why does the host care what he thinks? It would be different if they were long time friends and we could tell that by their exchanges, but they aren’t and it feels forced and strange. It worked for Letterman and Shaffer, O’Brien and Andy, here not so much.
And they really need to cut his mic during the monologue. It’s like a laugh-track of One. Really annoying.
I’m not sure if this falls within the purview of the spirit of this thread but that stupid reality show ‘Impractical Jokers’ is annoying inane beyond belief to me. People I know are always trying to get me to like it but I just can’t stand it, even as, especially as background.
Aside from the irksome idea of “best friends” trying their damnedest to embarrass/humiliate each other ( some friends! ) there is the incessant laughing. Laughing at the victim, laughing at their own jokes. Laughing laughing laughing. It’s like a fucking nuthouse.
OMG yes. This show angers me to the depths of my being. Of course my husband loves it. I don’t want to destroy his happiness… until this show’s been on for about ten minutes, then I do. 
Jackass laughs at their own stunts, and yet I find it hilarious most of the times. It just hits different.
I still say Jackass 4 from last year was a great, and I mean great, comedy. I was bent over laughing at times. It hurt to laugh so hard.
Tim Conway. Nothing that he ever did was funny to me. I never understood what anyone saw in his shtick.