Hello everyone,
On my postcard thread, I suggested making a welcome back thread for Sani. Here it is.
We can make up our own story about what he did, a la SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure and post back all the things that he did. It sounds like a plan.
For those of you who don’t know, he went to France for a couple of weeks with his school.
Starting with Day 1
Sani arrived at the airport in France and thought, “Oh my, finally in the land of frogs and french bread. I have to go get some french fries from this French land and top them with french dressing.” MMM that sounds delicious.
He wandered through the airport (getting lost several times) and escaped from his schoolmates and teacher to be lost in France alone with a modicum of money in his pocket (unfortunately it was all in American dollars) and a backpack full of cheese.
Take it from here teeming millions.
HUGS!
Sqrl
As the cheese began to smell, he approached a street vendor attempting to exchange his dollars.
“Pardonez moi. May I exchange these dollars?”
“Frankly, Frank, we lack francs,” responded the vendor.
This confused Sani as the vendor responded in English and he isn’t Frank.
He excitedly ran into the first French McDonalds he saw, and in his best Samuel L. Jackson, ordered the “ROOOOYal Wiiith Cheese.” The confused counter girl gave him a look like death, and to cover his obvious blunder, Santi exclaimed, “Jee, wiz, I like Jerry Louis! How about you?”
Unfortunately, that is also about the same time he mentioned to a high ranking French government official how he thought it was great that the Chunnel allowed French people the opportunity to visit the more refined side of the English Channel.
After he was subsequently thrown in the brick for that sacreligious remark, Sani learned the delights of being a Prison Bitch. Le Petit Papillon, that’s what his shower mates called him.
Luckily, Sani was released after three weeks for good behaviour. Uh-huh.
There he was, in the middle of Paris, with no money at all. What was he to do?
And after he rubbed his head from being hit in the head with a BRICK, he was thrown in the BRINK and what Coldie said happened…
(I got to correct Coldie’s spelling! Glorious revenge is mine!!!)
Luckily he had access to a sewing kit, internet access and some material in prison. He used that knowledge to escape from prison.Sani put his sewing skills to the test and made a life sized doll of himself and with his MacGuyveresque skill he fashioned some basic robotics out of spoons and scavenged computer parts from the computer he had internet access from and made a reasonable automaton fascimile of himself. One of the inmates shouted at the guards, “Regardez-la!” and of course all the guards looked over there. Then Sani in his feline-like agility turned on his robotic self (It kept repeating “Enter Coin” but that was no different than the normal Sani. Damn the Wizards of War video game) and slipped into the ventilation ducts.
From there he snuck into the Warden’s office and found keys to the outside world and enough clothes and cheese to survive the streets again. Sani was real cool that way.
HUGS!
Sqrl