I’m goin’ way out on limb and suggesting we try something new:
E Pluribus Unum
It’s catchy. Think about it a bit and maybe it’ll grow on you. 
I’ve seen a few signs saying In God we trust - all others pay cash
How ironic. I think that statement itself shows a lot of wisdom. If only people could see past their rigid worldviews, the world would be a better place.
Accidental perhaps, but very wise. Something Forrest Gump could have been credited with.
“We can make it better”
“We’ll kick your ass.”
America, fuck yeah!
We Don’t Trust Nobody
Okay, In God Some Trust
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Make America great again 
“In God we trust” first appeared on a US coin in 1863 and “E pluribus unum” in 1786. I nominate another phrase from the Fugio cent (1787): “Mind Your Business”.
“Be Best.”
I guess the fat shaming part is ok.
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Please don’t do this again.
Sorry.
If we’re being serious, I’d think that an excerpt from the Gettysburg Address would be excellent - “Of the People, By the People, For the People”. It gets across that our government and society are one in democracy.
Aspirational: Equality for all
Descriptive: Show me the money!
Putting the “fun” in Dysfunctional. Putting the nukes in there too.
“With It And For It.”
Dysfunukeshional