What should a new U.S. motto be? (instead of "In God We Trust")

Send lawyers guns and money the shit has hit the fan.

One people, one nation.

C.R.E.A.M.

Dolla Dolla bills y’all

A-Hooooo!

Thank you. I knew better than to trust Google’s translation. If I ran it Latin to English it said “feet will always be funny.” But I didn’t have anything better.

That’s some catch, that Catch-22.

No worries—it’s important to be able to discuss farts in Latin! I’m not sure if pedita is the best of the possible words, but maybe someone with better Latin than mine will let us know.

I probably ought to nail it down before I get the tattoo. (Unlikely.)

I nominate: “He always farts the silly woman.”

I’m pretty sure that’s the MAGA J6 motto.

That does have a sort of poetry to it.