Dark Lord Obama, the blackest brother in the Oval Office, Nubian god.
You guys are all losing the plot here. It should have Ronald Reagan on the heads side, and a depiction of the Boston Tea Party on the tails. 
Alfred E. Nueman and What Me Worry on reverse…
But…how are they gonna get all that antimatter into a coin shape? :dubious:
I’ll stick with a winning combination: Susan B Anthony.
Best wishes,
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side one, “In God we really really really really reallyreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really Trust”
and on the other an engraving of the Cheney Monument - A 700 ft hole in the ground lined with spotted owl feathers.
edited to add: The real Cheney Monument has a pavilion where you can view his still beating heart.
Gordan Gecko & Bernard Madoff. It should also be 40 ft across, to prevent any chance of it being lost down the back of a sofa.
The Monopoly Guy’s name is Rich Uncle Pennybags - can’t do better than that, I think. I do like the Titanic for the reverse.
Your loving son, Queen Victoria.
The face on the coin has to be Dr. Evil with “One TRILLION DOLLARS!” in a caption bubble.
David Farnsworth, of course. With a picture of Bender on the reverse with the caption “Bite my fhiny metal aff.”
Your misprint instantly makes it worth 50 billion more! Brilliant!
I have several one hundred trillion dollar bills, and they are quite mundane.
It should have “E Pluribus Unum” and “In God We Trust” because the law requires it. “The United States of America” and “One Trillion Dollars”. The obverse (front) should have a profile of John Boehner in high relief orange, while the reverse adopts Benjamin Franklin’s idea of the national bird, the wild turkey, in this instance something similar to the bird depicted on a bottle of the whiskey “Wild Turkey”. Instead of stars on the reverse surrounding the turkey, thirteen little tea bags.
Howabout an elephant teabagging Uncle Sam?
If found, please return to Morgenstern.
Thank you.
my face
The middle finger gesture on one side, and the word sucker. A big 10 to the power of 12 on the other side.
Bent over buttcheeks with spread-out asshole on one side, tea bags on the other.
There are a myriad of captions I can imagine.
Neal Stephenson already called this - it’s Ed Meese.
You know, this is definitely a coin you don’t want to accidentally throw into the toll basket…
Only problem with this is the financial crisis started in Bush’s terms of office.
On the plus side, you didn’t Obammaslam any stupid kindergarden names.