What should certain Dopers' website be like?

In My Humble Opinion
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Ever notice the little “WWW” button below certain posts, and have a little vision in your head of what that poster’s website is like?

lieu: Giant, comprehensive, searchable index of ass jokes. Seperated into the categories: Ass, Poo, Diarreah, Flatulence, Bathrooms, Miscellaneous

Arnold Winkleried: Seven hundred thousand links to FAQ - technical issues - please read this BEFORE posting a question, and a list of those who have demonstrated that they, in fact, have not read that thread BEFORE posting a question.

Wang-Ka: Index of stories so funny that none dare re-tell them, lest they screw it up.

Zenster: The Ultimate Recipe Website, of course!

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Yours of course would be a Simpsons archive.

CrankyAsAnOldMan’s is a plain page that says in 72 point bold letters. “I AM NOT AN OLD MAN” I am as C R A N K Y as an old man." with four exclamation points.

Cartooniverse’s would be an animate homage to cartoons of the 60’s and 70’s.

JavaMaven1’s would be all about coffee.

Rue De Day’s would wander stream of consciouness like through hundreds of guy type topic’s with Heloise type hints on everything from hanging ceiling fans to lawn care, carpools, and light bulbs. Oh and always turn off the electricty before wiring something.

TeaRoses’s is a mail order site for all kinds of things scented like roses. Paper goods, candles, body lotions you name it, she’s got it.

Cajun Man’s is a cajun translator, Le Guide to Le Language Cheri! “I Gar Un Tee!” Laissez les bons temps rouler

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Anal Scurvy: no one has been brave enough to look.

Dammit I thought it’d be a good thread.

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It was the second time I got mentioned in a thread I hadn’t posted in yet! Thanks ** AbbySthrnAccent **!

But, I hate to tell you this: My website

(sorry for the vanity post, but I couldn’t think of any really cool website ideas for posters)

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Mine would be just like Eve’s and be in black and white, but for differrent reasons.

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My homepage should be edit-able.

I wish it were.

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Mine is something of what you would expect.

Need some help, viva? Email me if interested. You supply the content, I’ll write the code.

To pick up on the thread:

Munch should have party recipes, ads for snack food, and tips for the best appetite-killer snacks.

Siege would have a site detailing catapults, rams, trenches, and other methods of smoking the enemy out of a city.

Muad’Dib would have one dedicated to the Fremen and their cause. Long Live the Fighters!

DreadCthulhu’s site would lead to madness.

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Well if I may be permitted this modicum of shameless self-promotion, my website is located at:

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Not a very descriptive name for a website but 1728 = 12[sup]3[/sup].
As you may have expected it has lots of calculators. (All free, no advertising no log-in, safe for ALL fabrics).

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Steelerphan: Thank you for your kind offer. I’ve been debating whether to attempt it again or just wipe the slate clean. I can’t even edit it properly on its original AOL homepage, never mind the transferred version on T.M.
I’ll let you know.

viva