What should Danes print on the eggs they are being asked to export to the USA?

Reuters reports:

The United States has reached out to Denmark and other European nations asking if they can export eggs as Americans face surging egg prices, the Nordic country’s egg association said on Friday.

I must assume those eggs would be part of a tariff-free contingent, and considering how desperate the tanTrump administration (I use this term loosely, bear with me) is on getting them, I guess the Danes would get away with some cheeky printing on the eggs. Eggs are small, the printing cannot be too high resolution or detailed, more than one colour seems impractical.

What would you print on the eggs?

I would print something resembling his comb-over on the pointy end and “trumpty dumpty” across the belly.

Would customs let that into the USA?

How about “DENMARKAID: From The Danish People”?

Leave Canada alone!

No enemy like a betrayed friend!

Didn’t they breed pigs that matched the Dannebrog flag’s colors during the Nazi occupation?

And what more could we ask of them? They already supply us with appetite killing Ozempic, which is good now that we can’t feed ourselves.

100 years ago they took in thousands of starving Vienna babies. Time to break out those cradles again

I can’t think of anything funny or relevant to print on eggs, but this is an interesting situation, notably because in the EU, it’s illegal to wash eggs; in the USA, it’s mandatory to wash them. I’m assuming the exporting countries would not be washing them to order (why would they have the equipment to do that?). They’ll have to use waterprooof ink,

They could default to the dirty automobile standby and write “Wash Me” on the eggs.

Indeed, this was also my thought. (It’s why we leave eggs out at room temp. Unwashed, they’re sealed and airtight. Washed, the shell becomes porous, which is why eggs have to be refrigerated in the US.) Whatever gets printed on the egg will need to survive the washing process that will be applied by US authorities on import.

Oh, yes, the Danish protest pig! That is a good story, but it has nothing to do with the Nazi occupation, it predates the Nazis by almost a century:

And they do look cute!

Or maybe just, along that same theme, a simple line drawing of a cock and balls

To modernize a bit they could do a QR code with cock and balls embedded.

Vi elsker det amerikanske folk. Det er din præsident, vi ikke kan fordrage.

[small font]

We love the American people. It’s your President we can’t stand.

Brilliant… but most Americans aren’t smart enough to get that point.

Perhaps a portrait of King Christian X. Bayfilk 3 — Concert Center Stage (1986) (44:50 into the recording).

beat it

A QR code with a link to this video:

This egg kills fascists.

Better: No, you can’t have Greenland.

Sut på dette, fascister!

Stranger

“Best eaten by xx/xx - Best used for pelting a Cybertruck after xx/xx”

Suck eggs ya dumb clucks