Today Mrs. J. reports that our Havahart trap is hosting a “large, fat. angry” raccoon.
It is fat because it has been feasting on my ripening sweet corn. Apparently it decided the tunafish I baited the trap with was more succulent. Its fate is in your hands.
Fatten him up on a diet of persimmons, no more fish or meat. Make a hat out of the skin, and and burgoo with meat. Put the head on a pike out in the cornfield if you don’t need another hat or more burgoo.
Here in Eastern Tennessee, this wouldn’t be a topic of debate.
We always take the little critters out of the trap, dress them up in clown suits and sell them to the traveling circus.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
OK, just joshing. Really, we kill, skin and eat them. Don’t taste as good as possum, but at least they’re relatively clean. I hate having to worm the younglings after we eat tainted possum.
Is there a wildlife rehabilitator in your area? Or you could contact your state Fish and Game commission. They should be glad to take the raccoon off your hands and deal with it appropriately.
I’m not sure what a wildlife “rehabilitator” is. Do they hold interventions? Arrange varmint group therapy?
At least we caught a raccoon, and not something harder to deal with. I wouldn’t enjoy messing with an angry skunk or (as happened years ago) a neighbor’s cat allowed to roam free.
Even if you released him far away from population centers, there are two potential problems for the raccoon:
If this faraway place is a good place for raccoons to live, you’ll probably be setting him loose in another raccoon’s territory. There’ll be a fight and one raccoon is going to kill the other, or hurt it seriously.
If this faraway place is NOT a good place for raccoons, he may starve.
Cat caught a rat the other day. It wasn’t in good shape so I had to send it to the pearly gates. I really couldnt bring myself to drown it, shoot it (no gun and city limits), bash in its skull, chop its head off, or bury it half alive.
Then, it occured to me that I had some car starter fluild. Ether basically. So, I etherized it. Seemed to work pretty well actually. Any thoughts on that?
Personally, I would have loved to have a chamber where the oxygen level slowly decreased but I don’t have that (yet).
PS, if you domesticate the thing make sure to get some of this: