I’ve just been offered a house for a piddling sum; the price is low enough that I can easily pay cash for it. It’s cheap because it’s been uninhabited and boarded up for about five years, is run down, and is in a less than desirable neighborhood (it’s on E 143rd in Cleveland if that helps paint the picture). It’s basically a crackhouse waiting to happen.
Why, you may ask, would I be interested in such a house? My immigrant great-grandfather built it in 1923 with his own hands. He raised ten kids in it. It has a bakery attached to the back with a brick oven he also built. It formerly had a gas station and a macaroni factory on either side (all family businesses) but the macaroni factory has been razed and the gas station is now a church (!) It’s been in the family all these years, but the current owner, my cousin, has been out of the bakery business for a couple of years and has had trouble renting the house.
If I bought the house and was never able to do anything with it (I don’t intend to live in it), I guess that would be OK; mainly, I just want to keep it in the family. But…here’s my plan. I want to rent it to a nonprofit organization or a charity for $1. That way, someone is in the house, decreasing the chance of some random a–hole setting it on fire, plus, I get to write off the fair market value as a donation. (It’s hard for me to keep an eye on it because I live 3000 miles from Cleveland, although I have plenty of family in the area who would help me manage it.)
What do you think? Am I insane? Do you know any Cleveland charities short on office space? Again, if it doesn’t work out, that’s OK. To me, it’s worth the $ just to keep it in the family. But I’d like to do something useful with it.