What should I put in the wall?

In My Humble Opinion
1

There is currently a gaping hole in my kitchen and this morning as I was eating my toast and staring at the mess left from cutting the hole I got the urge to leave a bit of history behind. I am moving out at the end of the month so I am not too concerned about them getting angry about it. What can they do, evict me? I hate the place I am living but I don’t want to make life miserable for the next people in the apartment so no stinky stuff.

So what should I leave to be discovered?
Newspaper?
Condom wrappers?
Mr. Potato Head?

The options are endless! Help me narrow them down.

2

A halibut. :stuck_out_tongue:

3

The Larch.

4

Money. Money is always apreciated.

5

A wallet

Oh, come on, I can’t be the first person to post this, can I???

6

A scale model of a wall, with a hole in it.

7

Another brick.

8

Even better a wallet that contained identification of a person that I fabricate full of clues that will lead the sender on a wild goose chase.

I like it!

9

A bloody knife (get the blood from a package of hamburger or something), along with crumpled and bloody articles of clothing and an empty bottle of steak sauce.

10

A bogus treasure map.

11

A confession.

12

Jimmy Hoffa

13

A cask of Amontillado.

14

Single socks, and lots of 'em.

15

A twinkie. I bet it will still be good when discovered.

16

A signed confession from OJ Simpson.

Or just Polyfilla*.

  • “spackle”, I believe
17

At work I have gallons of fake blood. I could make that very interesting…

18

Sadly I left him in the walls of my last apartment.

19

A roll of toilet paper. They’ll be going “What the Hell?”

20

Since you have access to it, tons of fake blood. Put in a way that the next time someone tries to hang something from that wall, it will bleed.