I don’t particularly want a funeral, but if my survivors insist on putting people through that the I’m going to insist they play the full version of “Alice’s Restaurant” by Arlo Guthrie and the live version of Skynyrd’s “Freebird”. Back-to-back. I figure if they’re going to be silly enough to make people come, I’m going to be silly enough to make them sit through 30+ minutes of continuous music!
Other People’s Children by Meg Davis.
“In My Time of Dyin’.” I need to record it so they can play my version.
What should they play at my funeral? They should paly catch. Seriously, if you come to my funeral bring your glove because there will be baseballs and you will be expected to play catch. As for music, Take Me Out to the Ballgame, of course.
Not that I’m going to be the star of a funeral, but I’d want Motorhead’s “Killed By Death”.
Imagining the eulogy:
“He was a romantic adventurer, and a reptile too.”
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Hey, I’m dead. Y’all SHOULD be depressed at my funeral!
Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead. No, really.
So…you’re immortal?
Beer pong.