What should we call the new ninth planet?

Latecomer

Supearth

Bob !

Frodo!

what?

Balon

Its the second thing that Starblazers got right.

Declan

PluTwo?

And thus a new and scientific version of the drinking game can begin.

Delia

Because she was always distant and cold.

Elsa (Frozen it has to be that far out)

Carmen Sandiego

Yuggoth.

Lovecraft was right.

Rupert

Diabeetus…

Planet Terror

Arthur C. Clarke suggested that the tenth planet should be called Persephone, another underworld deity and wife of Pluto.

But now Pluto’s not a planet.

Dear me, it’s all very complicated.

Well obviously it gets named after the corporation that makes the highest bid.

Most likely Edward Jones or Chik-Fil-A or Penske.

We should call it the tenth planet.

Mondas

Pluthumb.

Velikovsky, after one of our most brilliant astronomers.

Persephone seems to be a common choice (Clarke, Niven, Adams) but Jules Verne used Olympus as a massive planet past the orbit of Neptune.

Stranger