Damn!
I was going to say the skill and knowledge to call in a squadron of bi-planes.
A simul post.
Sir, I am honored.
Awwww… you confused the poor fella!
-FrL-
Bend Over
Let that be a lesson to you: Share the cake.
Hee, I was going to ask if a semiautomatic handgun counts as a hand-to-hand weapon.
swimming, perhaps?
<SLAPS AHunter3 with WET TROUT…and a Banana>
Question: what happens when you lose to a Bonobo??? :o
They’ll be a bungle in the jungle!
What is this fascination with fighting vegetarians? 
It’s fascination with fighting, but most non-vegetarians are just too tough to take on for a human being. Pretty much anything badger sized and above wil kick human ass.
Now, humans can kill pretty much anything that leaves tracks and runs from us by virtue of being the best long distance runners among all land animals. I don’t have a cite for this but human world record holders can sustain an average of 6 miles per hour for over 48 hours.
Now, let’s consider things that might not run from us and aren’t big enough to crush and stomp us instantly (hippos, buffalo, elephants, etc. ). I’m thinking gorillas, ostriches and mountain goats.
I’d guess that tools made the energy devoted to building up muscle not well spent, since if we simply carried around a spear like any sensible paleolithic we’d be able to defeat a chimp with or without huge muscles.
As usual, BATMAN IS PREPARED.
Some days you just can’t get rid of a gorilla bomb!
Is it just me, or does Robin’s costume seem a little more…flamboyant than usual?
How about chimp vs. gorilla. I know gorillas are much bigger, and probably stronger, and battle each other over dominance–but chimps are just damn mean, and gorillas are rumored to be rather shy.
Any guesses???
Does either one have a handgun?
bear vs gorilla