Cross-posted from the Pit thread lauding that staunch palladin of truth and justice, Glenn Beck. (Configuration check: if your Rado Shack Ironometer doesn’t report a snark level of at least 700 millihicks, you need to recalibrate…)
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The bombshell has dropped!
Over at Breitbarts Big Hairy Ass Government site, the source for all truth and especially truth about the dark and sinister ACORN conspiracy…
http://biggovernment.com/
Note: I include the link as a formality, but cannot recommend it, I have already bitten the bullshit, and have tighty-righty cooties nibbling on my hard drive even as we speak! So, you have been warned, proceed at your own peril!
Exclusive: ACORN Illegally Operating in Maryland
(We are not advised as to how this is “exclusive”, perhaps in the same way that a properly run swimming pool is exclusive of riff-raff…)
Now, take a breath, here it comes: grit yer teeth. Ready?
“…According to the following documents, ACORN, Inc.–the parent organization of all things ACORN–forfeited its corporate charter in Maryland in 2006. ACORN Housing forfeited its corporate charter in 2008. Any ACORN office in the state of Maryland is potentially operating illegally…”
I reel. I swoon. I clutch my pearls and faint dead away. And then, of course, I gasp in horror! Any ACORN office in Maryland is “potentially” operating illegally!
And what fresh hell is hidden in that word “potentially”? Could it be operating methadone clinics in day-care centers? Could they be installing death panels in our finished basements? Could they be offering fashion advice to clueless, pasty-face preppy scum who want to pretend to be “playahs”? We are not advised, no doubt this is discretion on their part, their readers are of delicate sensibilities and easily shocked. They draw a discreet veil over the outrage to protect the reader from confronting the full horror of the potential abomination.
I am, of course, shocked…shocked and sickened!..by this horrific news, and only hope I can see through the tears as I fill out this Republican Party registration form…
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