**Bubba the Wonder Doof is just chock full of quirks. One of my least favorite ones is that every now and then, he’ll jump up on the bed when I’m sleeping and start gnawing away on the back of my head, presumably to get at my delicious brains.
He did a twist on that the other morning. I was lying there trying to fall asleep when he decided to exit the bed via my pillow. I was mildly annoyed (although grateful he wasn’t using my head as his sidewalk) when he paused, grabbed a mouthful of my bangs, and gave them a good yank.
I don’t know what that was about but by the time I sat up, he was sauntering out of the room looking very pleased with himself.
One other Bubba Moment. For background, Bubba likes to stick his head in plastic grocery bags and press his face up against it, gazing out at the world through the plastic. I have no idea why he likes to do that but he does.
Last week I was checking my email when I felt something sharp on the top of my foot. I looked down and there was Bubba, head inside a plastic bag, biting at my foot. I told him, “Bubba, I know it’s you”. He looked very surprised and ran away, puzzled that his ingenius Ninja Stealth Mode had been infiltrated.
I’m awfully proud.**