What kind of unusual behaviors have you had from your pets?
Doogy (as in Howser, MD), Domestic Shorthair: he was so crazy for dried anchovies, I trained him to sit, lie down, shake hands, and fetch. He could fit a ping pong ball in his mouth.
Roachie (Doogie’s brother): trained him to eat cockroaches, which I sorely regretted later when he developed roach-breath.
Rocky (Looked like Morris the Cat from the commericials): an outdoor cat, he would climb up on the roof and cry at the window to get snacks. I got a little watergun and shot him to keep him away. One day, I shot him in the anus, and he liked it so much he would spin around when he saw it.
Max (Pit bull/Lab mix): Stomped on cockroaches with his front paws.
Our current dog would probably take a book to write down all the idiosyncrasies, but one that she loves to do is to lick ears. That’s the only place she will lick a human. We suspect it’s a form of revenge for cleaning her ears all the time:
“How do you like THAT, biyatches!! BLBLBLBLBLBBLBLBL! TASTE MY SWEET REVENGE!”