Fair enough. You can believe what you want.
You–and this board–have become a bunch of intellectually dishonest, whiny, sensitive assholes who will not listen to dissenting opinions. You play the bait-and-ban game with conservatives, pat yourselves on the back for your genius, and go on to make the same goddamned arguments and the same goddamned complaints and the same goddamned mistakes over and over again. You make up new definitions of words to explain away your double standards, twist the facts to suit your pet theories, and then have the nerve to wonder why you always seem to lose.
You are shortsighted idiots, and your candidate–the guy who is going to save the United States from tyranny, or whatever you tell each other tyranny means–is a septuagenarian loser, liar, sexual harasser, and ineffectual fool, and yet, you will stand up for him, throw whoever comes forward with accusations of harassment right under the party bus, and carry on with a 900-page thread about how horrible Trump is. Without taking one solitary step to clean your own house. Without taking one moment to wonder, “Hey . . . I wonder if it’s me.”
You are going to lose this November. Wanna know how I know that? Because June 2020 looks exactly the same as June 2016, and you are making the same dishonest arguments, sticking your heads in the same ground, and refusing to believe the same people who are telling you to wake the hell up and deal with the world as it really is. In the next forum over, the same people who badmouth whatever conservatives are left on this board are busy kissing the ass of some Antifa fuckstick who waxes rhapsodic on burning down the businesses of black people to make a point that most of us have already gotten. You think kissing Antifa’s ass is going to help in November? Really? And when you wind up with the shit end of the stick yet again, it’s not going to be your fault. Oh, noooooo. It’s going to be mine. It’s going to be Trump’s. It’s going to be the electoral college’s and society’s and the white patriarchy. But not your fault. It’s never about you guys on this board.
I meant every word I’ve said–including my democratic affiliation (and for Christ’s sake, why would I even lie about that? I mean, what would be the point? Oh, never mind, it just doesn’t jibe with your preconceived notions of what the world is, that’s why.), and I stand by every word I typed above–and anywhere else on these forums going all the way back to 2003. In that time, I have not lied once. Nor have I ever resorted to the word game to prove an idiotic point that doesn’t make sense in the real world. I’ve admitted when I was wrong, apologized when I was out of line, and thanked people for teaching me stuff.
So what do you have to teach me? What do you have to teach anyone? Underneath your elegant little columns about sweet-fuck-all (and I will admit that they’re very articulate), you’re just like the Freepers. You’re beautiful on the Internet, but you are absolute shit in the real world. Well . . . in that case, you’re not like the Freepers. Those old-assed yokels actually leave the house and get stuff done. Your spelling might be better, but you’re not nearly as smart as you think you are.
And while we’re throwing around accusations, I think that anyone on this board who tells me that they’re political activists and actively working to put Biden in is a fucking liar. I think you’re full of shit. I think that if you’re political activists, I’m Malcolm X. You don’t talk like activists. You don’t argue like activists. You don’t have the practical outlook God gave gravel. You don’t seem to understand that truth–the kind of truth that helps you form arguments and get things done–is never ever convenient. You are Internet warriors and chat room orators, and that is all you are.
You guys aren’t Trump voters. I might not like Trump, but those guys are tougher, smarter, more effective, and more willing to get things done than anyone on this board will ever be. Face it. Trump is an asshole, but they’re better than you. And they’re going to win. And it’s going to be your fault.
Your move, chief.