What THE HELL is this Japanese web site?

Thanks to a thread in GQ reminding me, I was just looking for the web site for a company that made a volumetric display a number of years back. But the URL has been taken over by…something. And I want to know what it is.

Translation from Google of the very top line.

Ahh, baloney.

According to Google Translate,the site says:

Emphasis mine.

Damn. And I thought that my pineapple was bad.

Kinki district. He-heh. He-he-heh!

You know, I actually tried this in Google Translate before posting here, but while scrolling around on it I got the mistaken impression that it was all untranslatable images and missed the sporadic text, such as Mr. “I get tired and give you preciousness!”

Bart: There’s your answer, fishbulb.