What thread convinced you that you were Doper material?

Has anyone else ever encountered a thread that made it absolutely clear that they belonged on SDMB?

I found this thread shortly after I started lurking here, and there has been no going back.

I stuck my wedding ring up my nose

What was your defining moment?

I joined because the MPSIMS section is similar to other boards I’ve participated in, except that the people here aren’t as frivolous: e.g., they give thoughtful answers to serious questions and don’t try to play everything for a cheap laugh. In other words, it’s fun without being lame.

I think it had to do with an evil secret santa. Anyone recall?