Yes indeed, some Raita would have been welcome. I’ll have to plan for it next time.
Uh oh, Discourse is berating me for replying to swampspruce 3 times to the exclusion of others, so let me just say I welcome and appreciate all of your pepper ideas so far! Sorry Discourse, I’ll try to be more inclusive of the entire community 
If, by chance, you are having problems at work with someone going into the shared fridge and stealing the sandwich you packed for lunch, you could sneak a few of those Carolina Reapers into the dressing and teach the thief a painful lesson! Boy, I just love reading those listicles that pop up in my Facebook and Twitter feeds, and stories about getting revenge on food thieves seem to crop up all the time. It’s generally hot peppers or laxatives, but your brother-in-law didn’t give you any of the latter.
Well, since I’ve been at home for the past 7 months, that’s not much of an issue…
But, I did hear a story, can’t remember where, might have even been on SD: somebody said they were having a problem with a co-worker stealing their lunch, so they put a lot of ridiculously hot peppers in their sandwich. The person who stole and ate it got violently ill and they were in a lot of trouble with HR, even though it was their sandwich. The only way they got out of being fired was by convincing HR that, hey, they liked very spicy food.