Mayberry…
Defintely,
My trained pack of mercenaries would have that town under control in three days flat. We would make it a KAOS paradise… until that nasty Maxwell Smart showed up…
FML
I’d go back a few years to Capeside, Mass., and tutor Katie Holmes in the path of non-wacko-scientologist righteousness. 
Royston Vasey
I second that!!!
Early years, not the later seasons…
I wanna live in whatever corner of LA that The L Word takes place in. Very similar to the Friends/Seinfeld New York, but with the added bonus that 95% of the women are gorgeous lesbians.
Wellsville, home of Pete and Pete.
Seconded!
I’d live in Hazzard. The cars never need gas, and are indestructible. Actually, cars get damaged, but can be fixed in about a 24 hour turnaround, usually less, no matter how bad the damage. And, if your daddy taught you how to drive from his moonshine runnin’ days, you’d be able to jump cars every time with no problems.
And the good guys always win.
What…no votes for Jericho, KS