What TV small town would you want to live in, and why?

Inspired by the fact that Picket Fences is coming out on DVD:

If you had to, what TV small town would you live in, and why? For that matter, which would would you absolutely not live, and why?

My picks:

To live in, definitely **Stars Hollow, Connecticut, **, from Gilmore girls. It’s got it all: tastefully hot innkeepers you can lust after without feeling dirty. A pair of highly skilled, entertainingly neurotic cooks. Parity between bookstores and movie theatres. The antics of the townsfolk tend to be more amusing than anything else.

To avoid at all costs: Trinity, South Carolina, from American Gothic. There’s a whole raft of reasons to avoid the place. However, if the fact that the sheriff is Mephistopheles does not convince you, you probably cannot be helped.

Anybody else?

I would live in Cicily, Alaska.

Cabot Cove, Maine

Seems like a nice place to get lobster, and there’s always enough murders to keep life interesting.

It’s a bitch trying to get life insurance, though.

Eureka. Sure, you’d be inconstant danger of death by matter dissolution or something but it’d be interesting.

Either Star’s Hollow, already covered, or Everwood, Colorado seems nice.

I’d like to live in the make believe version of NYC that you see on “Friends”, “Seinfeld”, “Mad About You” etc. where you can get a big apartment for dirt cheap, hang out with your friends all day and not have to go to work much.

Then to retire, I’d move to good old Mayberry NC.

That’s mine as well. It’s just my idea of perfection.

I always liked “Raytown” from “Mama’s Family.”

Twin Peaks, WA.

I prefer my bucolic small towns to lack demonic serial killers. I’m funny that way.

Smallville, Kansas would be nice. As long as I didn’t run afoul of the Luthors or a Meteor Freak, of course.

Springfield, <State Redacted> would be fun, too.

Dibley

I figure if I’m not a hot teenage girl, I’m set. :stuck_out_tongue:

Sunnydale, California. It’s possible that I might get killed by a demon/vampire/Three’s Company robot/drunk neaderthal, but I also might get into some band candy and score with a hot mom. So, it’s a wash.

Move to Mount Pilot instead. It’s bigger, and they’ve got a Chinese Restauarant.

Damn, you beat me to it. Fascinating residents.

Damn, I’m waaaaay too late to be the first to say this.

This was my first thought. I wanna eat at that cafe, or better yet, get a job there!

Someone else has already mentiond Dibley as well. If I moved to England I’d check it out.

Dog River, Sask. Just to hone my sarcasm skills.