As I was walking home there were a lot of seaguls flying about pissing me off. I spotted a stick so I decided to pick it up to throw at the seaguls.
Well that was my intention, but my hand had other ideas, and held on to the stick for half a second too long, and what I actually did was throw the stick almost horizontally behind me. (It was an underarm throw)
So I carried on walking as if nothing happened, hearing the stick land somewhere in the distance behind me, but not looking round.
There were people watching.