What ways do we have to repel an alien invasion?

[AncientHumanoid]

Slim Whitman music makes their heads a-splode.

searched thread, didn’t see posted yet. unless the liberals are behind the LIES!

[The_Man_In_Black]

@drachillix

@ivn1188

What if the aliens actually have only bronze age technology, and found a spaceship built by older aliens, but the spaceship or ships are controlled like the alien version of an ipod or something, so they can drive around, and perhaps use defensive weaponry, but can’t nuke us or figure out how to move asteroids around and stuff, so they have to beam down in their alien chariots and try to take us on with swords?

we have photon torpedos, we are strong.

I remember that episode. I wanted to bitch slap that entire race.

[Obeseus]

@Mijin

In fact, as we’re no threat, and as we’re on such a tiny, insignificant rock from the POV of an interstellar capable species, it’s rather difficult to say why they’d feel the need to attack us.

John Cleese as an alien on Third Rock from the Sun reveals why the Earth will be destroyed about 9:03 into this –

- YouTube

[enigmatic]

It is probably possible to construct a science fiction scenario in which we might have a slim chance, say a slower than light generation ship arriving in system expecting and equipped for an unoccupied planet.

But yeah in your traditional Hollywood “massive invading alien fleet” scenario we’d be utterly fucked, massively superior technology coming from the up side of a gravity well is not the kind of advantage that you could overcome.