I was roundly mocked by my partner for not wantiong to go outside with wet hair. I had to roundly put him right by pointing out it had nothing to do with imagined health threats and everythig to do with the wind tangling it and making it dry funny!
Witches. (She turned me into a newt!)
The internet.
Hey, revolving doors are scary! If you’re not careful, you can bang your head something fierce by getting distracted and trying to exit the door too early.
(I can’t be the only one who’s ever done that, right? It really hurt! And I’m still nervous in revolving doors.)
You got better?
and including The Straight Dope.