The Batman water-gun. Was this for kids, or an adult novelty? I mean come on. There’s a plug in Batman’s butt, you take it out, fill it with water, pump the trigger at his groin and water shoots out of his mouth. Suggestive much? Weird much?
Shoot, that’s nothing. There used to be (and I say that because a cursory search of Amazon no longer yields it, but it may still be out there) a battery-powered version of the “Nimbus 3000” flying broom of the Harry Potter books/films*.
A vibrating stick that you put between your legs and “rode” around on. Heh. The reviews were hilarious.
[sub]*Don’t remember the exact terminology here, but it was something like that.[/sub]
Probably so, then. I did an Amazon search on “nimbus 2000” and one of the items that came up was the “Super Soaker Oozinator”. Customers tagged this product with: adult (1), bukakke (1), michael jackson (1), porn (1), semen (1), smegma (1).
I’ve no idea why…
tremorviolet, thanks for the screenshot. Evidently, Amazon did pull it down. Still funny, though, in its abbreviated form…