What were they looking for? (possible TMI)

This could be GQ, but I thought it was probably more mundane than general.

Picture it: Late August, 1967. I have just had my 18th birthday, and I have a date with Uncle Sam. About a week before going off to college, I must let my body be examined for medical fitness for the ::shudder:: draft.

The beginning - no real surprises. Strip down to shorts, stand in long lines, go off in batches to be examined. The batches of guys are taken over to another part of a large room. They are told to strip off their shorts and drop them between their feet. A doctor will come along and “Turn your head and cough.” Again, no surprises. But then, the instructions were to: “bend over and spread your cheeks with your hands” while the doctor and one or two others go down the back of the line and shine a light up into the revealed orifice.

So what were they looking for? Hemorrhoids? Evidence of anal intercourse? Aesthetically unpleasing anuses?

I was not fortunate enough to actually participate in this ritual, as I had my doctor interview first, and my asthma got me a 1-Y rating, so I was thereupon deemed unworthy of forced military service and dismissed. But the curiosity lingered, so any military doctors or other knowledgeables are welcome to satisfy same.

Hernia.

Pinworms?

Hernia in the front, yes. Surely not in the back?

Signs of Dinkleberryitis.

Well, maybe, but I understood that these worms are not visible externally, except possibly when you are asleep and more, um, relaxed (incident many years ago with very young nephew comes to mind - my sister was a hero with tweezers).

Flight 19

Ya know, if I ever needed more reasons NOT to join the service, this solved that problem.

Not only the ‘line up and let someone look at your asshole with a flashlight’, even as bad as that is…

…but the thought that at some point during my service someone with rank might come to me and say “ok, Phnord, you got a new job. Here’s your flashlight.”

Corn
Drugs
An outie rectum.
To early for a gerbil check.
The best butts to moon the other side.
Compatibility with the standard issue instructor’s boot for the training phase. They called it Boot Camp for a reason.
They lost an instructor after a recruit screwed up and he was all over their ass.