What will happen on Dec 21st, 2012?

You signed up just to ask that question? Was it a burning question? Does it have significance? Will you be coming back to tell us the answer?

I don’t know what will happen. They haven’t given me super-powers yet, but the date will look cool on that day.

Beats watching Jingle Bells, I guess.

My father will turn 77.

People with silly ideas all around the world will lose respect for the Mayans for all the wrong reasons.

Mayan civilization will collapse.

A great roaring sound will occur, seemingly from everywhere. A bright light will fill the sky. Strange creatures will appear on the streets; Lizard men, and headless dogs. We shall look to the west where a great sphere will descend from the heavens. It will rupture and all our hopes and fears will be made manifest for one last time.

I think I’ll throw a “we’re all gonna frakkin die” party. Working on the music now.

Some Doors

REM

Molly Hatchet

Viking Kittens Rule the World

Welcoming our new Mayan overlords.

Mel Gibson is going to be offered as a sacrifice to Chaac.

The Electoral College re-elects Obama.

It will snow a little.

Or as it will then be known, the “United Nations World Festival of Entirely Voluntary Gratitude to Our Holy Saviour Lord Carpathia”.

It’ll rain spaghetti and meatballs.

Also, it’ll be palindrome-ish.

I’ll be 67 plus a day

This movie will be on a lot of channels around the world.

Recent thread. Included:

According to my visions, beautiful, naked, lustful women will fling themselves upon me, demanding a wild orgy to mark the end of the world.

C’mon, you don’t want to displease the Gods and violate prophecy, now do you ?!

I’m sure I’ll have a nice bowel movement.

They knew you’d say that.

President-elect Sarah Palin will name her attorney general?:eek::eek::eek: