Now I’m feeling left out. I mean, I get my share of obscenity-filled rants from various posters, but I didn’t get one from Pashley. 
Now, now, Gaudere, don’t feel bad - Otto and I are special. By the very nature of the subject line of the e-mail he sent us, evidently he wants to have a menage a trois. You’re a sweet, wonderful woman, so therefore he wouldn’t be interested. 
(I’d post his e-mail in the Pit, but that would just give him validity as a troll, so I’ll probably just ignore it. It was good for a laugh, though, wasn’t it, Otto?)
Esprix