“Your *Mom’s *ironic”
One of you Posted This, but I can’t find them or that post now.
“Isn’t it ironic…?”
Witty responses are best inspired by wit. Not learned online & memorized for future use.
Silence and a cold stare. Followed by more silence and disinterest.
“So let me get this straight. You’re such a loyal customer at the Jerk store that they proactively called you to let you know I wasn’t there?” :dubious:
“Bless your heart”
^This. Especially if delivered with a buttery smooth Southern Accent.
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fist-bump
Just say BOINGGG!!! and watch their jaws drop open.
Okay, that one made me laugh.
Sometimes raised eyebrows are useful. Bonus points if you can raise just one.
“There is no need to be rude”
“That’s ironic”
“Oh yeah, well I just had sex with your wife!”