This thread got me thinking.
Apologies if this has been done before (I know we did a hugely successful Tolkien thread).
Here’s a Hollywood treatment of ‘Sherlock Holmes - think hard!’ :
Sherlock Holmes … Bruce Willis
Doctor Watson … Samuel L. Jackson
Mrs Hudson … Demi Moore
Professor Moriaty … Hugh Grant
221b Baker Street (day)
Holmes is using a punchbag while Watson stares menacingly out of the window.
Watson: Some dude is coming right at us!
Holmes: Gimme a description.
Watson: He’s got a flak jacket, a concealed weapon, a crew cut and looks dmnd fit.
Holmes: Probably an ex-soldier.
Watson gapes at him in disbelief: You mthr-fckr! How’d you know that?