Weather can go from 10 minutes to one
Sports is ok
No “baby elephant birth at the zoo” stories.
No anticipatory stories, such as “an announcement is expected at noon tomorrow, let’s all discuss what might be said.” Wait until the announcement please.
It would be delivered by Zombie Walter Cronkite.
What are you going to do when you discover you’re on the official “wrong” side of the issue?:smack:
90% Benghazi.
10% Animals who can predict the outcomes of sporting events.
So…Fox?
NO animals, unless the animal ate someone or rescued the president from a burning building.
Local news would cut weather and sports in half and keep glurgy “human interest” stories under 2 minutes. National news can tell me what’s happening in Ukraine or whatever the day’s hot spot is, what the day’s disasters are, or how it affects me if a certain bill is vetoed.
Absolutely no broadcasts where a reporter locates a weeping survivor of a tragic incident and asks “Did you just see your entire family get mauled to death by earwigs? How does that make you feel?”
Exactly. The market has spoken.
All Kardashians all the time.
No Polls.
No FaceBook posts.
No Tweets.