What would you buy if you were let out of a cage? (Gaza wall exploded.)

In this case, cooking oil, fuel, and other basic supplies (and cigarettes). Mubarak said Egypt wouldn’t do anything to stop the rampant consumers on donkeys.

Imagine: exploding a seven-mile wall to buy cooking oil. On a donkey.

I’d just like to say that I read this as “the rampant consumers of donkeys,” which quite naturally led to a “What the HELL?” moment.

Well, then, I guess understatement is on its deathbed. RIP.