“May the words from your mouth fall back upon your own head” Works every time.
Or:
Sprinkle salt around the perimeter of your property - best to do this while she’s inside, if she’s a real succonya (spelling?) she’s never be able to cross over the salt and you’ll have a cleaner for life.
Maybe she’s not trying to curse you though, but trying to protect you. Be careful how you tread …
…and if your commode starts shouting “Get Out!!!” in a freakishly demonic voice, by all means, use a different stall.
This was funnier when it was a Golden Girls episode.
Rose bought their maid a tiara. Maybe you should try that.
The curse won’t work unless you start to believe in it. The fact that she is your cleaner is rather problematic, however. She has unfettered access to your hair through your old hairbrushes, which can be a pretty powerful totem.
I would recommend shaving your body completely, and you might look into getting a professional seer to determine what kinds of talismans, if any, might be helpful.
Be careful when you shave yourself, cause blood stained clothing or tissues are gonna be even better than hair for the juju casting. Maybe you should do full body Nair.
Post pics.
No.
I vote jerking us around.
Yeah, but he’s not doing it very well. If we were in a bar I’d buy him another drink. 
I’m not here to jerk anyone around (or off).
I have video evidence (and some of that stuff is weird) which I would post were it not for the fact it would be somewhat an invasion of privacy.
But yes there are spells hidden around the place in unusual places one wouldn’t think to look. And yes, some of my hair has been used too!
I would fire her. Not because I believe in voodoo or any religious force, but because someone trying to put a curse on you: a) wishes you ill and has access to your home; b) is unhinged; and c) wishes to harm you and has access to your home (sorry, but this bears repeating). If I have to worry about the maid putting bleach in the milk or rubbing my undewear on a hooker’s herpes, I would fire her.
I knew a whole group of people who believe curses weren’t real. I still visit them once a month at Forest Lawn
Still wondering about the “why”.
Spells ‘hidden around’? What - she writes them out and stuffs them under pillows? What do they say? How do you know she has hostile intent?
And where are the normal places to hide spells?
Little bundles of twigs that look like dolls?
Little bundles of dolls that look like twigs?
She believes she is hurting you, that’s enough to fire her over.
This. If someone dislikes you enough to try black magic against you, when that inevitably fails she might decide to try something more effective, like setting the house on fire. I’d get rid of her before she graduates to a more effective form of malice.
It’s much worse than I thought…
Um… why is she still employed by you? Does she make a dynamite cup of coffee, or something?
You are all weenies!
The CORRECT answer would be to render her unconscious, chain her to the altar in your basement, draw runes in chicken blood on her nekkid body then cut her heart out. Make sure you’re masked and there’s ominous chanting going on in the background.
Geez, this standard counter-curse 101.