…this man walking down the street?[list=a][li]Immediately ask him for a date[/li][li]Run away very very fast[/li][li]Recognize his true nobility and spend the remainder of your years pining for his love[/li][li]Wonder why he’s not driving one of his fast cars or sexy van[/li][li]None of the above[/li][/list]
B. Definately B.
HEY! That looks like my sister!
My answer is G.
F. Laugh like a moron, then B.
“Aren’t I very sexy?” Yes, you aren’t.
I wanna know how you came across this “prince”??
His AOL screen-name is now on my buddylist! Next time he’s online…well…mwahahahaha!
I followed the “random link” from the Newsfinger at www.redmeat.com. Redmeat’s weird, but not quite this weird. Usually.
I’ll go with “D”
That’s one heluva cool site. This guy is out there far enough that he gets my respect (in the same way I respect Snap, Crackle, and Pop (and I do)). I would love to claim to have met him…that site is so f’in’ funny!
Be very careful what you wish for…
To me, he looks more like a princess.
This guy (?) is seriously stuck in the 80’s - the most irritating decade I’ve lived through. He does look a lot like a Prince wannabee, doesn’t he?
scary
He looks like my ex girlfriend.
Except she was cute.
was her moustache that thick?
(had to ask)
also, I’d like to proudly state that I’ve been quoted more times in this thread than I’ve ever been quoted in my life!
JOY!!!
WTF???
is he wearing shiseido’s #247 eyeshadow in fawn?
Please, someone tell me that he is not serious. Did anyone check out the rest of the site? The boy is stroking his ego so hard that it’s gonna form a blister.
The only thing I could think of was: “'Cause we’re a couple of wild and crazy guys. Hot American foxes love us.”
BTW: Sandalwood, good eye. Besides almost making me shoot orange juice out my nose, I think you’ve guessed the shade perfectly. Now, get to work on the shots in the “Bad Boy” section.
Absolutely hilarious!! It has to be a joke, I mean, come on!
Here’s a quote from how he lost his eyebrows :rolleyes: -
"as I took out a bottle of Louis Jadot Puligny-Montrachet from my extensive fine wine collection. I poured some in two crystal wine glasses. Since I am so sexy, she couldn’t wait to have sex. She unknowingly put her cigarette in the wine and it burnt most of my eyebrows off. Again since I am tough and strong, I wasn’t hurt. Also, since my hair is think and healthy, nothing happend to it."
So, the wine exploded in flames when she dropped a cigarette into it? What the hell kind of freaky-ass wine does this guy drink? Because, let’s face it, parody or not, this guy is definately on something…at least I hope he is…
Good job finding this site, KellyM, I had a few really good laughs!
This is one of those parody sites that has been floating around for years. It still cracks me up when I see it though… I forget who the guy really is… I used to know. It’s on some site out there. He’s a performer of some sort.
I’d say, “ohh—Little Richard! I love your music—can I have an autograph?!”
This should be a Wierd Earl link. At least then I would have been prepared for the shock.
F. Say “Gee, where have I seen this before?”
BTW, I think Weird Earl’s already been there.
Choose A…the dude seems really sweet 
besides he’ll treat u lyk a princess