We have a running thread about what our last words would be… But I pose this question: “What would you do if you found out that you only have FIVE minutes to live?”
(Be realistic…hot monkey sex with anyone or anything doesn’t count!)
“If we submit everything to reason, our religion will have no mysterious or supernatural element. If we offend the principles of reason, our religion will be absurd and ridiculous.” Blaise Pascal
Say goodbye to my husband and children, tell 'em I loved 'em, and ask 'em to forgive me all the hurts I ever caused 'em. And – being a “cradle Catholic,” no doubt (I can hear my mother saying these words) “make a good Act of Contrition.”
I’d tell my husband and my mother that I love them, and then I’d sign on to post ‘Farewell Forever’ on the SDMB.
Farwell Forever
I have just learned that I have just 5 minutes left to live…doesn’t that just suck? I’m sorry to go, thanks for the memories. Please don’t flame me if there are any typos, I don’t have time to do a spellcheck
Love always,
yer pal,
Rose
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Wonder if that would beat the Guy Stuff thread.
Rose
Just for the sidescroll trick, I think I’d pull out the intestines of MyOtherOtherName, set them on fire and strangle him/her with them. Five minutes should be just enough time.
All I am left with is an unspeakable dislike for MyOtherOtherName. I would amend my will stating that my wife had to hunt this person down and forcibly change their screen name to the letter G and write a macro that automatically inserts a space every 5 letters while typing.
And also tell her I love her.
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?