What would you have in your fantasy mansion?

In no particular order (but required):

  • A couple of “Master Bedroom” suites with double-secret ensuite attached Master-size bathrooms and walk in dressing rooms.
  • A decent size movie theater
  • Laboratory space for the transmogrification machine
  • Walk-in storage locker for the jet packs
  • Four-bay, double-deep garage: two bays for cars, and two for workout space
  • Side cabin for the ham radio shack
  • Secure, armored room for lightsaber storage
  • Huge office, with many leatherbound books, and webcam capability and multiple plasma monitors, all of which smell of rich mahogany
  • Kickass deck overlooking the grounds
  • An “Astronomy Room” complete with Stellar Cartography projection system. . . because why the hell not?
  • Double-sized kitchen with one of those rolling garage door windows

Tripler
I have to work out to look all Muscular Evil Madman for my World Global Domination Zoom meetings.