Flid.
Tiny.
“Bang a gong, get it on…”
Thanks, I still like Fluffy.
What, “Holy Fucking Shit, It’s A God Damned T Rex”?
I would name it whatever it wants to be called. :eek:
No, no, no, you would have to keep the upper hand, like training a dog.
“Sit, Fluffy. Cookie!”
Barney.
Is it a violation of Nettiquette to slap a Mod with a Wet Trout?
Mr Belvedere
Cuddles.
T-rixie
James T. Rex.
Belay that trout slap! Do you not see the brilliance of his plan? Spray paint Barney purple and soon hordes of toddlers will be racing to hug their friend, who’ll see it as hundreds of Kiddie McNuggets[sup]TM[/sup] coming towards him. Newspaper headlines will scream “Barney Kills Hundreds!” PBS realizing it’s gravy train from hell is now over, would quickly cancel the show, discontinue all video and merchandizing of Barney stuff and hope that nobody sues them! And we will be free of the curse of Barney forever! Bwahahahaha!
Then, you put an upside down triangle on his head, hand him a purse, and change his name to Tinky Winky and it’s bye-bye Teletubbies! 
That should also take care of the whole “How much would it cost to feed a Tyrannosaurus?” problem.
Wow… Fluffy was my first thought too!
Great Minds think alike!
Guess I will just have to settle for Bitey McTinyhands
Regards
FML
Smaug.
Howard
Bob.
Failing that, Dorothy.
Why yes, I do have children, why do you ask?
Nibbler.
There would have to be a whole generation of people oblivious to the behaviour of their pet tyrannosaurs - “Oh, don’t worry - when he does that, he’s just being friendly! - C’mon Rex, stop disemboweling the nice man, you old silly!”