Ennui.
Overthinking.
Mono
Like this guy?
A gigantic zombie Justin Bieber.
You know, I just lost my favorite uncle to cancer last month. And I’m struggling not to say something pit-worthy. I’ll suffice to say that this is incredibly, moronically offensive and disgusting. If you’ve ever seen someone you love suffer from cancer, you wouldn’t be saying this.
Fuck cancer. FUCK CANCER.
Apathy.
Sorry for your loss.
You missed Qin’s point and insulted him for no reason. All the major things that kill teenagers are unnatural, preventable causes (car accidents, suicides, etc.) Ergo, if the biggest killer was cancer, that would mean that we were stopping a lot more of the deaths that currently are stoppable.
Now does that make sense?
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People don’t randomly “fall asleep while smoking” except when they’re drunk out of their minds. It shouldn’t be “fell asleep while smoking”, it should be “passed out while smoking”.
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And teenagers are unlikely to be drunk and passed out you say?
Tripping over them, into a pond head-first.
While walking on lawns.
At least then, we’re only losing one at a time to death by pond.
Thank you. Yes, it does, and I shouldn’t have overreacted. Sorry, Qin. So in other words, “natural causes”.
However, cancer should be the LAST thing you’d want as the leading cause of death of any age group.
Clearly, there’s no good leading cause of death we can agree upon. We should strive to make them all equally likely.
Disrespect.
old age
Exploding cellphones
This says more about you than people who fall asleep while smoking. Plenty of people operate on a constant sleep-debt. Before I quit smoking I more than once nodded off while both smoking and cold sober.
Death is wasted on the young.
For girls: Drama.
For boys: Bee sting to the back of the throat due to a chronically slack jaw.
We could always send them off to war.