The Afrocentric Pope who likes messing with naming conventions: Pope Malcolm X.
The Pope who strongly supports law enforcement: Pope Po.
The Pope who thinks two jokes aren’t enough for a post: Pope Opal.
The Most Glorious Pontiff: Hypno-Pope!
All glory to the Hypno-Pope.
I grew up with John Paul II, and I liked that he met with and forgave the guy who tried to kill him. Plus, he was from Poland, and came to the role during the Cold War: Just a little subversive, as far as the church goes.
So I’d be John Paul III.
Pope-Corn
Pope-Ular
Pope-ouri
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