I miss playing rugby! I joined the high school rugby team as a freshman, and quickly discovered that it was the black sheep of our school’s athletic program. All the guys on the team were shameless drunks, stoners, brawlers, and utter badasses. I was both intimidated and in awe of these guys.
I remember it so vividly - I remember what it was like to gradually earn their respect. I wasn’t that big, and I wasn’t that fast, so I figured, I’m going to be the guy that hits like a maniac. And by God I did my best - when I open-field-tackled one of our top varsity seniors, a guy who had enlisted in the Marines, in a practice, the rest of the team officially declared him to be “my bitch.” Here I was, 15 years old, and this guy was my bitch! Of course it wasn’t really true - he still could have kicked my ass into next year if he really wanted to - but the point was that I had become part of the camradarie.
When they eventually put me in one of the varsity games, it was against Pike, which was the “tough,” “black” school and had a fearsome reputation. The first thing I did on the field was run headlong into the guy with the ball, a huge, built guy, dove straight for his knees, and threw him to the ground. Wow! I don’t think any drug I’ve ever done has given me the high I felt at that moment. Every subsequent tackle I pulled off, it made me feel like I was the most badass guy in the world. I played wing my freshman year, but as a sophomore, they put me at flanker. Yay! Less running, more hitting.
That year, the rugby team lost our affiliation with the school because of hazing incidents with some of the freshman players. We were no longer allowed to call ourselves a school team, had to practice at a public park instead of on the school field, and had to refer to ourselves as the Bloomington Men’s Rugby Club, but for some insane reason they still let us play other schools. I think the rugby officials are kind of like the rugby players - a little less strict and a little more drunk than the guys in the other sports. This time around, I started much more often, and it gave me great satisfaction to go out there and tackle guys. Every now and then I’d get the ball, and though I never scored a try, I would run like a motherfucker and break through lines of brutes twice my size. God, it was a satisfying feeling.
At the end of that season, we had a banquet and we were all supposed to go with dates. I went with the hottest girl I knew, and she showed up in an insanely sexy outfit. There we were, sitting and listening to the coach give a speech, and then all of a sudden he goes, “now I have to give an award to someone.” And it was ME! They gave me the Most Improved Player award, and that award is one of my most prized possessions to this day even though they spelled my damn name wrong on it. But that’s OK because nobody ever spells my name right.
But the next year, we got a different coach, and I was not interested in playing for him based on his personality, so my junior and senior years were spent rugby-less. There’s no way that I could play college or even intramural rugby - I haven’t lifted weights or ran in years, and I’m way too busy with work and school besides. But God, do I ever miss it!