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<Jophiel> wb sue
- NoHeadCow is only 18
<CanadianS> thx
<MaxTorque> hey sue.
<Sealemon> WB sue!
<NoHeadCow> it’s sue!!
<BurnMeUp> did that make you sad Libby?
<BurnMeUp> hyey sue
<CanadianS> lol
<Falcon7> Hey Sue!
<DrainBead> People say “who’s that?” It’s Sue!
<Jophiel> Sweet Mother of God, it’s SUE!!!
<BurnMeUp> SUe!
<BurnMeUp> Buddha’s balls in a sidecar! It’s Sue!
<MaxTorque> NHC: it’ll happen soon. An 18 year old whose birthday is after yours will appear in Playboy…
<CanadianS> geez i should go fold laundry more often
<Jophiel> (As opposed to “It’s Sue, Sweet Mother of God!!!”)
<BurnMeUp> i just did some of mine
<DrainBead> Holy Mary Mother of Christ, it’s SUE!!!
<Sealemon> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1 SUEEEEE BABBBY!!!
<Falcon7> LOL!
<CanadianS> lol
<Falcon7> Damn, Seale!
<DrainBead> SUEEEE? You sound like you’re calling a pig!
<Sealemon> WELL, FUCK ME RUNNING! IT’S THAT CRAZY CANADIAN, SUE!
<BurnMeUp> Jesus Joseph and Mary in a bicycle basket, It’s Sue from Canada!
<Jophiel> By the Blessed and Holy Light of Jehovah, it’s SUE!!!
<DrainBead> lol!
<Falcon7> Sweet Allah be Merciful! It’s Sue!
<DrainBead> Jesus H. Christ in a chicken bucket, it’s Sue!
<MaxTorque> FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW, SUE’S BACK!!!
<Sealemon> Well, spanmk my ass, and call me Edna! It’s Sue!
<Jophiel> Sweet Jesus on a Stick, it’s that Canadian, sue!!!
<BurnMeUp> Jumpin Jesus with a bucket of Bisuits! It’s Sue!
<CanadianS> a woman comes in the room and you wanna fuck a chainsaw?
<MaxTorque> Well, feather my feet and start me grinnin’, it’s SUE!!!
<Sealemon> lmao@sue
<Jophiel> Do you feel loved Sue?
<DrainBead> Well, shove a dildo up my ass and call me Satan, it’s Sue!
<Jophiel> LOL!!!
<CanadianS> there ya go drain lol
<Sealemon> lmao!!!
<MaxTorque> hehehe db…
<BurnMeUp> well dip me in honey, roll me in oats and call me a granola it’s the sue chick
<Falcon7> LOL DB!
<CanadianS> burn if you were dipped in honey. i wouldnt be rolling you in oats
<BurnMeUp> woo woo!
<DrainBead> Can someone post this part of the chat transcript? It’s utterly hilarious!
<Sealemon> Well, stick a crazy straw up my ass so far I can taste it, attach it to a Hoover, suck my tonsils out my rectum, and call me ColdFire! It’s Sue!
<MaxTorque> Bless mah grits and call me a corn-pone, it’s that Canadian lady Sue!
<BurnMeUp> dip me in honey and call me a sugar daddy!
<Jophiel> I could…
<CanadianS> LOL
<NoHeadCow> roflmao Seale
<CanadianS> lmao
<DrainBead> Oh, man, I think I’m going to laugh myself into pain again…
<BurnMeUp> Well shave my chest and call me naked it’s suzie creamcheese!
<Sealemon> lol
<CanadianS> oooooh ahhhhhh
<DrainBead> Shave my ass and call me OpalCat, it’s that Canuck!
<Sealemon> Well, put a shoebox in my lap and I’ll put on a puppet show: It’s Sue!
<MaxTorque> Well tie me up, dress in a leather corset, flick a cat o’ nine tails, and…wait, this is just a fantasy of mine… - CanadianS hands sealemon an apple pie
<BurnMeUp> Cover me in spray cheese and call me a ritz, it’s sue the back-bacon eater!
<Sealemon> well, attach battery cables to my scrote and light up my scrote, it’s Sue!
<CanadianS> holy shit
<CanadianS> lol
<Jophiel> Well give me oral sex and a $100 bill, it’s Sue!! Please??
<DrainBead> I think I’m going to use “Well, shove a dildo up my ass and call me Satan” in casual conversation now. - CanadianS accepts greetings but also cash…
<MaxTorque> Again with the money Joph… hehehe
<Sealemon> lmao!
<Sealemon> this is great - CanadianS and after the big flash… disconnects the battery cables from seale’s body parts
<BurnMeUp> well dress up like a greman prison guard and spank me with a raw pork chop, it’s
molson drinkin sue! - DrainBead is nearly in tears.
“I guess it is possible for one person to make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”