Whatever happened to alien anal probes?

[Der_Trihs]

@Hypno-Toad

They’ve switched to probing mouths. Let’s hope they washed the probes.

I’m reminded of a cartoon I once saw, of some aliens probing an orgasmic looking woman. “Are you SURE that’s the right orifice? The other one didn’t make noises like this.”

[Freudian_Slit]

Easily excited and impressionable human beings of the kind likely to think they’ve been abducted have passed out of the anal stage at last?

[Autolycus]

Are Superhal and Hal Briston the same poster?

[Superhal]

@Autolycus

Are Superhal and Hal Briston the same poster?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE…Hal.

Nope.

[Superfluous_Parentheses]

@TreacherousCretin

Carl Sagan’s The Demon-Haunted World has an excellent chapter on the subject. “Aliens From Spaceships Performing Anogenital Experiments On Us” is nothing more than the current version of a dream that people have been experiencing for hundreds of years.

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Ok, now I do have to get that book.

[Superhal]

@TreacherousCretin

Carl Sagan’s The Demon-Haunted World has an excellent chapter on the subject. “Aliens From Spaceships Performing Anogenital Experiments On Us” is nothing more than the current version of a dream that people have been experiencing for hundreds of years.

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Hmm. If werewolves and vampires are in every culture because of serial killers throughout history, then what does it say about anal sex while drunk?

[thirdname]

The aliens saw how litigious we were becoming, and realized they were exposing themselves to massive liabilty.

Alien Sued for Abduction of Human's Ancester

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@sleeping

They’re no longer covered by Medicare.

Winner.

[TreacherousCretin]

@Superhal

Hmm. If werewolves and vampires are in every culture because of serial killers throughout history, then what does it say about anal sex while drunk?

Read the book. My synopsis was an obvious oversimplification. Apologies if I misinterpreted your comment.

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