I KNOW, the only thing close to jingles are these lame things that don’t even rhyme. Like, “Mattress Firm, it’s a gray place, to get a good night’s sleep.” (Or maybe it’s “good place to get a gray night’s sleep.”) At any rate–doesn’t rhyme, sounds lame, and the woman singing it has serious enunciation problems.
I fondly remember things like “Hold the pickles hold the lettuce/special orders don’t upset us” --bonus points for an internal rhyme.
Another fave from my teenage years – the Bekins jingle. (Taken from here.) I saw a Bekins truck the other day and reflexively started singing it.
Bekins men are careful, quick, and kind
Bekins takes a load off of your mind
Moving heavy stuff or a fragile fixture
A Bekins man is a moving picture
We’re the best-trained moving men around
In the moving business Bekins men are pros
And pros means poetry
In moving
Forgot to mention the HVAC company in this area that has a jingle that they tweak for heating and air conditioning seasons.
I was amused to see that they flipped into heating mode last week even though today’s forecast high is 92 degrees.
Late last night I woke up shivering in my bed.
That danged old furnace, it was completely dead.
So I called Morris-Jenkins and they very kindly said
You’ll have warm heat in your house tonight!
The summertime version is Late last night I woke up sweatin’ in my bed.
That old air conditioner, it was completely dead.
So I called Morris-Jenkins and they very kindly said
You’ll have cool air in your house tonight!
Catchy, not excessively annoying, but memorable as hell.